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Slow People

album: Romancing the Moment (2005), track 18 of 23
author: Mike Williams
publisher: ASCAP 2000

CHORUS
   Driving behind slow people
   Now I don't mind
   If they creep along
   As long as I don't
   Have to get there today
   If I do, hey
   Get out of my way 'cause I'm
   Driving behind slow people
Fifty thousand dollar ride
It's got chrome wheels
And leather inside
Four-hundred
Horsepower doing
Fifteen miles-an-hour
 CHORUS
It's okay to relax
No heart attacks today
Hey what's the deal
Oh if you're asleep at the wheel
Get your tired, stiff, calcified
Can't-make-up-
Your blue-haired
Feeble mind
Out of my way
I'm driving behind slow people
   I could walk faster than this
Driving behind slow people
   Build a garage around it
Driving behind slow people
   Give her a parking ticket
Driving behind slow people
   Get a horse
Driving behind slow people


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